onsdag 29. april 2009

A Scanner Darkly


In the future, Bob Arctor (Keanu Reeves) plays both a menacing drug lord and a cop who is after the drug lord, though he does not realize that he is both. Bob abuses a drug called Substance D which, after a long period of time, can split the personalities of the brain, causing the two to fight each other for control. Later, Bob learns of his new "disability" and is put to work in other fields.


different, and good.

tirsdag 28. april 2009

Alien Raiders


It's a late night in Buck Lake, Arizona when a local supermarket is taken over by a group of masked, militant soldiers who wound and kill several of the store patrons and employees. When the armed troupe take the rest of the shoppers hostage it turns out that these men are in fact not criminals, terrorists or robbers but are actually scientists who have tracked an alien infestation the this exact store. It is up to these rogue scientists to find out which of the survivors are actually hideous alien invaders in disguise or, which humans may be carrying alien symbiotes, at any cost.

mandag 27. april 2009

Forgetting Sarah Marshall


From the people that brought you 40 year old virgin and knocked up there's this when you have a good job and a famous girlfriend what more could you want? Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a Coming of Age story told well and acted better. Peter Bretter (Jason Segal) is a man too comfortable living as a couch potato, to grasp that everyone must grow up and change or people will leave him behind. Peter performs the musical score to a successful TV drama in which his girlfriend, Sarah Marshall, is the lead actress. Sarah leaves Peter starting his journey enlisting the help of friends, to realize that he didnt enjoy like the life he was living. They help him forget Sarah Marshall to grow and change his life for the better. Peter's half-brotheris the reflection Peter sees in the mirror and is reluctant to embrace with responsibilities to a partner that goes beyond physical presence. Staring Kristen Bell (Sarah Marshall) does well with the raw material her character is mult-dimensional as she plays both a villain and the victim. While her character emotionally cripples Peter, she has cause as revealed in a fairly depicted series of flashbacks. But it isn't just Peter that she is running from she has run into the arms of Aldous Snow (Russell Brand), a lead singing rock star. Snow almost steals the movie, with his crazy musings and ability to play the guy you want to hate but wish was yours. In some ways Peter sees Snow as the kind of guy he wishes he was, but Peter realizes that he could never be like him and force the world to take him as he is. But the two men are more similar on stage than they realize. However, prior to getting to that point in the story, Peter gets off his proverbial couch to meet people who help him forget Sarah. Pride.

Funny.

lørdag 25. april 2009

The Uninvited


Anna (Emily Browning) is a teenage girl reeling from the untimely and unfortunate death of her mother (Maya Massar). After being released from a mental hospital for a failed suicide attempt, she is confronted with the fact that her father Steven (David Strathairn) and his overbearing new girlfriend Rachel Summers (Elizabeth Banks) plan on getting married soon. After many eerie premonitions, Anna and her sister Alex (Arielle Kebbel) realize that they are signs that something is heinously wrong with Rachel. Rachel’s seemingly shady past leads the girls to believe that she was responsible for their mother’s death and that she will stop at nothing to have their father to herself.

fredag 24. april 2009

The Boy In The Stripted Pyjamas


Bruno (Asa Butterfield) is the eight-year-old son of a Nazi commander (David Thewlis) at a concentration camp. He discovers and befriends a Jewish boy named Leon (Zac Mattoon O'Brien) who lives behind the camp fence; he believes Leon's prisoners uniform is a pair of striped pajamas and that this boy and his family live in a playful and wonderful land. By realizing Leon's horrible predicament, Bruno learns about his father's occupation, and what kind of man he might be.




Very sad ending, but a very good story

tirsdag 21. april 2009

The Portal














Horror-Wannabe!!

Dorothy Mills


Dublin psychiatrist, Jane Van Dopp (Carice van Houten) is mourning the deaths of both her husband and her son. Their accidental deaths have her a bit preoccupied as she is orders to work on the file of Dorothy Mills (Jenn Murray). Miss Mills is a teenager from a tiny village who has tried to strangle a baby to death. Jane learns of a village that is filled with very strangle happenings and comes to meet Dorothy. Nervous, Dorothy stands her ground that she did not touch the child. Upon analyzing the girl, Jane decides that she has a multiple personality disorder. Then Dorothy speaks with the voice of Jane’s deceased son, David...


Different, but not too good.

mandag 20. april 2009

Big Stan


Stan Minton (Rob Schneider) is a con-man working in the unlikely racket of real estate. When Stan is convicted of fraud and on the fast track to prison, he enlists the help of a secretive martial artist (David Carradine), who teaches him how to defend himself against the likely prospect of prison rape. In prison,Stan flexes his deadly martial skills at the inmates and ultimately finds himself as their new head honcho. He rules the prison yard peacefully, but it could all fall down when the evil warden conspires to make usurp Stan and turn all of the inmates against each other for his personal gain.

It's "piss yourself-funny".

Marley & Me


Newlywed newspaper writer, John Grogan (Owen Wilson) decides to try a test run at parenting by adopting a puppy for his wife, (Jennifer Aniston). John's reporter buddy (Eric Dane) talks him into it. "How hard can raising a puppy be?" he wonders. Soon, a yellow Labrador retriever puppy named Marley comes into their lives along with mayhem, chaos and the destruction of furniture. As Marley grows from adorable puppy to 100 pounds of exuberant, energetic dog, the challenges and the fun multiply. Marley is enrolled in obedience class only to be expelled as disruptive and incorrigible by the harried instructor, (Kathleen Turner). Walking the dog is more than an aerobic workout and more like a run on the wild side. Marley gets loose often and takes off on doggie adventures that result in aggravation and embarrassment for his owners. Some of the dog's misdeeds find their way into the newspaper columns that John writes, opening up a successful new job for him as a feature writer. Marley continues to provide fodder for Grogan's writing, eventually resulting in the book this movie is based on, "Marley and Me."

Omtrent som å spise en smultring.. Godt, men man lurer på hva som kunne vært i midten.

søndag 19. april 2009

18 Year Old Virgin


Katie Powers (Olivia Alaina May) is not only a loner beauty despite her attractive looks but is also about to graduate from high school. Although, many of her school rivals of her age are secretly jealous for her good looks, she finds it difficult to settle with a guy who is willing to devirginize her as she goes on a quest with a string of guys in the hope that one of them will want to have sex with her. But even with the help of her friend, Rose (Lauren Walsh), her flirtatious schemes to entice these guys to bed failed tremendously and in the process unable to achieve her only goal even as her graduation is nearing.



Sounds like porn, but is not! it's a really crappy movie.

The Escapist


Frank Perry (Brian Cox) is about to serve his twelve years in imprisonment when he is convicted to a life sentence with no hope of parole. When he receives a letter stating that his estranged daughter is critically ill due to overdose, he quickly plans an escape to try to make pauce and be there for here. His ingenious plan consists of a group of dysfunctional prisoners whose names are Brodie (Liam Cunningham), Lenny Drake (Joseph Fiennes), Viv Batista (Seu Jorge) as well as a young prisoner named James Lacey (Dominic Cooper). The escape plan is in jeopardy when personalities among the prisoners conflict with one another, but at the same time they all have to be united in order to be a free man once again.


Ble faktisk overrasket over hvor bra denne filmen var.

lørdag 18. april 2009

The Spirit


Based on the 1940's comic strip of the same name "The Spirit" revolves around young Central city cop Denny Colt (Gabriel Macht) who was gunned down, yet returns from the dead not as himself but rather as The Spirit. The Spirit makes it his mission to fight the forces of evil in central city. However, The Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson) has other plans, he wants to wipe out Central City. Thus a pursuit ensues with The Spirit tracking his nemesis all around the city, while enjoying a variety of beautiful women who either want to love, seduce or kill him.



Himmel og Hav!! Har sett mye Dårlig film, men denna var ille!!

onsdag 15. april 2009

Butterfly Effect: Revelation


A guy named Sam (Chris Carmack) has the unusual power to time travel and can go back to point in his life and fix things that had happened, such as making his parents die instead of his sister. He hen wakes up in a bathtub full of ice and where he is being taken care of by his sister Jenna (Racehl Miner). He then decides to go back to all of these points in time to try and figure out who killed his girlfriend. He then goes back in time to reverse everything that has happened to strange, dangerous and interesting results.


Spennende, men den første var Sååå mye bedre.

tirsdag 14. april 2009

The Wackness


In "The Wackness," we meet Luke Shapiro (Josh Peck), an 18-year-old youth who just graduated from high school. The film is set during the summer of 1994, where hip-hop music is starting to become the new thing and something Luke is a huge fan of. In order to make money so he can enjoy his summer, Luke sells weed while posing as an ice cream man. Although he's gradually becoming an adult, there's one thing Luke hasn't done yet; lose his virginity. In his quest to lose his innocence, Luke takes advice from Dr. Squires (Ben Kingsley), a middle-aged psychiatrist who gives Luke free advice in exchange for free weed. Luke becomes taken with Stephanie (Olivia Thirlby), Dr. Squires step-daughter who's around the same age Luke is. Although Luke thought she was way too out of his league, Stephanie returns the affection and the two embark on a summer of self-discovery.

mandag 13. april 2009

Traitor


The Movie "Traitor" follows a muslim Samir Horn (Don Cheadle) who is believed to be linked to a conspiracy upon the united states as a terrorist bomber with a very well organized terrorist group. FBI agent Roy Clayton (Guy Pearce) follows Samir's every move in order to link him to bombings around the world only to find out that he is a trained top FBI agent. So Roy Clayton finally links Horn to bombings and chases him around the world in pursuit of his arrest. But later on in the movie things change and Roy sees Samir for what he really is about in his beliefs as a muslim a human being and to his country.


veldig spennende om et brennhett tema.

søndag 12. april 2009

Nim`s Island


Nim Rusoe (Abigail Breslin) is a young girl who along with her scientifically gifted father lives on a far away deserted island. Nim has a wild imagination and often times pretends she is playing and having adventures with her favorite hero, Alex Rover (Gerard Butler). When her father goes missing she calls upon Alex for help, and in a bizarre twist is met by Alex’s author Alexandra (Jodie Foster). The two convene and decide to summon all of Alex’s courage and strength and to search out her father, as well as conquer the mysteries of the island. Alone they cannot do this, but by working together and trusting in each other they have a great chance at finding Mr. Rusoe (Gerard Butler).

Halvspennende, og halvromantisk film.

torsdag 9. april 2009

Tomb Raider


Lara Croft is a British tomb raider (Angelina Jolie). Her aristocratic heritage gives her the resources to train extensively in various forms of combat and fund expeditions to ancient cities and temples. Her latest quest involves an artifact called the All-Seeing Eye. The secret society of the Illuminati is searching for the All-Seeing Eye to gain control of the Triangle of Light when the planets of the solar system align. Lara discovers the All-Seeing Eye in her mansion, left there by her father (Jon Voight). The artifact is stolen by the Illuminati, however Lara discovers a letter from her deceased father explaining the activities of the Illuminati. After a global chase Lara faces off with the Illuminati for control of the Triangle of Light, which is the key to controlling time itself.

onsdag 8. april 2009

Matrix Revolutions


"Matrix Revolutions", the third film in the Matrix Trilogy, picks up where "Matrix Reloaded" left off. Neo is stuck in a virtual reality half-way between the Matrix and the real world. After escaping back to reality, Neo, Trinity and Morpheous must face the onslaught of the robotic creators of the Matrix, as they attempt to destroy Zion, the last Human city on earth. Neo and Trinity make a desperate voyage to the Earth's scorched surface, where they journey to the machine city to negotiate for the safety of Zion. To save Zion, Neo must venture inside the Matrix to do battle with Agent Smith, a program who has rebelled against the machines and taken control of the Matrix from them. Neo must bend the Matrix to his will once again, as he faces his final task; defeating Smith and Saving Zion.

Matrix Reloaded


Heroes Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) are trying to bring a mysterious entity known as the Keymaker (Randal Duk Kim) out of the Matrix. It is up to Neo (Keanu Reeves) and his band to find a way to save Zion from destruction. Then there's Agent Smith. Mr Smith has developed the ability to clone himself again and again. Mr Smith now is a rogue virus reproducing himself almost overzealously in a single-minded pursuit of Neo and his friends.In a quest to save the human race from extinction, they gain greater insight into the construct of The Matrix and Neo's pivotal role in the fate of mankind.

Matrix


What happens if you discover that everything in your own life were a fiction? Neo discovers one day that all he had in his life is a reflection. Neo wants to learn the reality and he ends up with the fact that his and lives of many are controlled by a computer system. Neo meets Rebellions like Morpheus and Trinity who have discovered the fact earlier and now living in the reality and fighting against the computer system called “Matrix” to save human race. The computer system uses Agents to fight against Rebel Warriors. Neo understands that he is not living a life in year 1999 and the actual time is 200 years ahead. The matrix created a false understanding of the time and environment to keep people sleeping since the actual world was devastated after the war against computer controlled machines and the computer system need energy to survive. In order to get energy, computers make humans sleep and use them in human farms where billions of people are living in a dream and their body energy is used by computers to provide the energy needed. Morpheus and Trinity believe that Neo is the one who will overthrow the computers and reclaim the world back.

fredag 3. april 2009

Inkheart


All of her short life, Meggie Folchart (Eliza Bennett) has thought her father, Mo (Brendan Fraser) to be rather odd. He travels the world binding and fixing the spines of rare books. What Meggie doesn’t know is that her father actually has a very special power: he is able to read people alive. Her father is what is known as a Silvertongue. He is searching the world over for a copy of the book Inkheart which was the last book he read to his wife before she disappeared. Finding this book may be the only way that Mo can read his wife, and Meggie’s mother, back to life.

torsdag 2. april 2009

Død Snø

A group of eight Norwegian medical students decide to go away for an Easter ski vacation to release their stress from school at one of their friend's remote cabins up in the mountains. Upon their arrival, the students noticed that Sara (Ane Dahl Torp) has not arrived yet, since she is the one who has traveled ahead of them, yet at the same time unwitting to them the area which they are staying for the night was once used by the Nazis during the German occupation in Norway in World War II. During the war, the Nazis have made the neighboring resident's lives a living hell but somehow the residents managed to drive the Nazis up to the cold mountain where they later die of freezing. When the students accidentally stumbled upon a hidden box which contains gold, it causes the menacing Nazi zombies to come back in order to reclaim their treasure for which the students are entirely not well prepared for.

A norwegian Nazi-Zombie-splatter movie.. I like it!!

Fatso













Utrolig.. Endelig en norsk film som er MORSOM!!