søndag 31. mai 2009

Fringe: Season One

A television drama centered around a female FBI agent who is forced to work with an institutionalized scientist in order to rationalize a brewing storm of unexplained phenomena.








This tv-show is awesome!!!

lørdag 30. mai 2009

Crank: High Voltage

Crank 2: High Voltage picks up where the previous movie stopped and follows Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) after a heart transplant that his enemies had plotted for him to have. The only problem with the heart they gave him is that he needs to keep himself charged electrically because the heart is a battery. Chev's goal is to hunt down the people that did this to him and take his justice against them. With help from his girlfriend Eve (Amy Smart) and his trusty pal Doc Miles (Dwight Yoakam), he does his best to stay alive and meet his goal.





fun, but not very good

onsdag 27. mai 2009

King Ralph

King Ralph stars John Goodman who first appears as a second rate cabaret singer. Because of a horrible accident concerning the entire British Royal family, the royal aides must now find an heir to the throne. Unfortunately, Ralph is the only heir they can find. Ralph is unceremoniously dumped into the role of being the country's King. His new secretary (Peter O'Toole) must teach Ralph the niceties of being a royal member. Like how to walk, eat, and how to address the royal heads of state. But Lord Graves (John Hurt) isn't willing to abdicate the throne to Ralph so easily. He plots to get rid of Ralph by discrediting him and take the throne for himself. The rest of the staff must try to teach Ralph Royal manners, keep the press from getting wind of who Ralph really is and keep Lord Graves off the throne.

tirsdag 26. mai 2009

Enchanted

The movie begins as an animated fairytale. The damsel in distress Giselle and the handsome prince are about to be married, but the girl's wicked stepmother wants to keep them apart. In order to do this, she thrusts Giselle into New York City. Giselle finds a friend in pessimistic New York divorce lawyer Robert and his young daughter Morgan. Giselle is naive and completely idealistic, and Robert is pessimistic and negative. She believes the true love is everything, while he doesn't even believe it exists. These two worlds come together and meet somewhere in the middle: Giselle discovers that fairy tale life is not for her, and Robert decides that maybe there's something more than life than what he thinks.



Romantic Fairytale.

mandag 25. mai 2009

Echelon Conspiracy

Max Peterson (Shane West) is a computer engineer, who receives a gift of a new hi tech cell phone. It sends him messages that help him to win lots of cash from stocks, casinos and hotel discounts. He soon attracts the attention of the casino security, ex F.B.I. agent John Reed (Edward Burns), a Russian General (Yuriy Kutsenko), and the NSA agent Raymond Burke (Martin Sheen). Max runs out of the building into F.B.I. Agent Dave Grant (Ving Rhames) whoforces Max into helping to find out who is sending the texts but the phone now starts to threaten Max. They have to find out where the text is coming from.




a must see!!

lørdag 23. mai 2009

The Devil's Tomb

A team of highly paid mercenaries lead by war veteran Mack (Cuba Gooding Jr.) are offered a high paying job by unknown CIA operative Elissa (Valerie Cruz). They are told to head to the middle east in search of missing scientist Wesley (Ron Perlman) who was working on an archaeological discovery deep underground. Beneath the harsh desert, the team will come to find out the truth that lies buried beneath the sands, protected for years till now. With the help of a priest called Fulton (Henry Rollins) they must face the truth, a secret that is not of our own earth.




to bad Ron Perlman actually wants to starr in a crappy movie like this.

fredag 22. mai 2009

Air Buddies

“Air Buddies” sees the sixth installment in the Air Budd series as Noah Framm’s (Slade Pearce) golden retrievers are dog napped. With Buddy (Tom Everett Scott) and Molly (Molly Shannon) missing it’s up to the parent’s own offspring the Air Buddies, Rosebud (Abigail Breslin) the soccer player, Bud-dha (Dominic Scott Kay) the baseball player, Budderball (Josh Flitter) the football player, Mudball (Spencer Fox) the volley ball player and B-Dawg (Skyler Gisondo) the basketball player to find their parents and rescue them. It’s now up to the pups and their perspective talents of sports to find their parents now with the help of other talking animals they meet along the way.



cute movie

The Emperor's Wife


At an undisclosed location and time an Empress has seven years to provide her Emperor with an heir to his throne. If she does not succeed during this time, the Emperor is free to marry a different girl. The Emperor's devoted chamberlain helps the Emperor to choose the right girl. This throws the four people into a power struggle

torsdag 21. mai 2009

The Lost Treasure Of The Grand Canyon













BLAH!!!!!

King Of California


Miranda (Evan Rachel Wood) is a young woman who has been abandoned by her mother, and her father Charlie (Michael Douglas) is in a mental institution. Working at McDonald's Miranda has managed to make a fairly comfortable situation out of what life has dealt her. However, when her father is released from the mental institution and returns to live with her, he is obsessed with lost treasure. He is so obsessed that he keeps books and a metal detector and becomes certain that the lost treasure of Father Juan Florismarte Garces is buried under the local Costco. Though Miranda's situation is thrown into a much more chaotic state by her father, she eventually joins in his hunt and all the oddities that go along with it.

Premonition

Jarred from her seemingly happy life, Linda Hanson (Sandra Bullock) learns of the death of her husband, Jim (Julian McMahon), who died the previous day in a horrific car accident. Grieving over the loss, Linda has her mother stay at the house to console her and her two daughters. After going to sleep, she awakes the next morning, only to find that things are somehow different. Her mother is nowhere to be found, and to her shock, her husband is alive and well in the kitchen. Dazed and shrugging off the previous day's events as a bad dream, she struggles through the day. The next day, the circumstances are again completely different and seemingly without explanation; her husband is dead, and now it seems to be later in the week. Despite initially thinking that she's crazy, Linda eventually puzzles out that she is living the days of the week of her husband's death, but somehow out of order. Realizing that she will shortly be living the actual day of her husband's death, she frantically races to stop the car accident from happening in the first place...

X-Men Wolverine

Logan (Hugh Jackman) and Victor Creed (Liev Shreider) are enrolled in a team of elite mutants, called Team-X and are being led by William Stryker (Danny Huston). But after the team kills innocents on their mission in Nigeria, Logan leaves the Team, disgusted by what they had done. Nearly six years later, Logan is working as a lumberjack and lives with his girlfriend Kayla Silverfox (Lynn Collins). His dreams are shattered when Victor hunts down and kills Kayla. He hunts down Victor, gets defeated, and turns to Stryker who has his skeleton reinforced with adamantium. Logan begins to search for Victor but finds out that Stryker had been deceiving him all along.



They've pushed it too far!!

onsdag 20. mai 2009

Thunderpants


Patrick Smash (Bruce Cook) is a boy afflicted with flatulence. He wants to be an astronaut. NASA finds out that they can use his affliction to help the boy realize his dream. The methane can be used to power up a rocket and send it into space. His best friend, Alan A. Allen (Rupert Grint), is a genius in science and a nerd with glasses. Anthony Silk (Stephen Fry) prosecutes Patrick for killing a singer, while a U. S. special agent (Paul Giamatti) is also involved in events, as is a General (Ned Beatty), who runs the space program for the U. S.



Lots of farting fun!!

I am Legend

Following the spread of a fatal disease which resulted from a potential "cure" to cancer gone awry, Robert Neville (Will Smith) finds himself the only survivor left as the infected, both humans and animals alike, swarm the streets each night. Accompanied by his dog, perhaps his greatest ally in the remaining world, Robert struggles to stay alive among such rabid creatures. Among the overgrowth consuming New York City, he fights just to find food with each sunrise, and returns to his dark shelter with nightfall. However, his routine is about to see a drastic turn of events.

fredag 15. mai 2009

License To Wed

Sadie Jones (Mandy Moore) has long-desired to have an elaborate and expansive wedding in her family church. She and her long-time fiance Ben Murphy (John Krasinski) discover however, that the only slots available to them in the church's schedule is in two years or three weeks. Unfortunately for the couple that is but one hurdle to overcome. The other is the church's wacky and eccentric minister, Reverend Frank (Robin Williams), who demands that the couple complete his grueling "foolproof" marriage preparatory course as a pre-requisite for marrying them. Consisting of silly classes, insane homework assignments, and Rev. Frank's invasion of their privacy, his course puts Sadie and Ben's love of each other to the test showing if it is puppy love or truly a match which will survive long-term.

torsdag 14. mai 2009

Eagle Eye

Eagle Eye is a dramatic thriller in which a seemingly inoffensive young man named Jerry Shaw (Shia LaBeouf) finds that his life has been dangerously hijacked. A female voice (Julianne Moore) is manipulating all of the electronic devices around him, and the mysterious woman throws Jerry together with another hapless victim, a single mother named Rachel Holloman (Michelle Monaghan). Before Jerry meets Rachel, he is arrested by the FBI and interrogated by Agent Thomas Morgan (Billy Bob Thornton), as well as by Air Force Special Agent Zoe Perez (Rosario Dawson). After the voice helps him escape FBI custody, Jerry and Rachel, who is being blackmailed by threats against her son, are led against their will to Washington, D. C to complete a mysterious assignment.


Very good!!

onsdag 13. mai 2009

S. Darko - A Donnie Darko Tale

S. Darko starts from seven years after the death of Donnie Darko in the previous movie. Donnie’s death led to his family falling apart and his sister Samantha Darko (Daveigh Chase) has still not recovered from the death of her brother. She is pulled into a plan by her friend Corey (Briana Evigan) to drive from Virginian to California to try their luck at dancing. Their car stops working near a tiny town named Conejo Springs and they have no money. Suddenly a meteorite crashes into the town that night and makes a huge crater in the ground. Samantha gets strange dreams which keep issuing warnings about the end of the world. She tries to understand her weird dreams and the unexplainable incidents happening around her.


not nearly as good as Donnie Darko but ok i guess

The Invasion


One day a huge explosion occurred in the sky of Washington, spreading over the remains of the space shuttle Patriot. The authorities quickly put the situation under control, but strange rumors arrive: an unknown substance would has been found glued to the fragments of the shuttle. This substance would actually be highly toxic, and able to withstand extreme temperatures. And the first person that took contact with it would not be human any more. Shortly after the crash, Carol (Nicole Kidman) several aberrant phenomena. For example, one of her patients complains that her husband has been "changed. She asks herself why so many people across the country are affected, and why city streets are becoming so quiet, as if nobody dare get out of their houses anymore. And more: Oliver (Jackson Bond), the youngest son of Carol, brings the day of Halloween a candy with a substance that seems alive.


Boring!!!

tirsdag 12. mai 2009

Killer Movie


Jake Tanner (Paul Wesley) is a young Hollywood director whose reality show he was working on is cancelled. But he is back on his luck again when his agent wants him to head off to a Northern town to shoot a new reality series about a North Dakota high school hockey team. Together with both his crew and cast members soon find themselves at the center of a grisly and mysterious murder as the number of people that start disappearing is rising fast. Not only does Jake have to deal with the demanding and spoiled celebutante of his production assistant Blanca Champion (Kaley Cuoco) who hopes to eventually ends up in a film role that could give her a breakthrough, but also finds himself stranded in a remote town in White Plains with a killer on the loose.

Fanboys

In the year 1988, a group of friends and Star Wars geeks named Hutch (Dan Fogler), Eric (Sam Huntington), Windows (Jay Baruchel) and Zoe (Kristen Bell) are all eager to watch the premiere of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Unfortunately one of their friends, Linus (Chris Marquette) is suffering from cancer in which he will not be able to live very long. Linus wishes to be able to watch the film before his death. Together with his friends, Linus decides to make a road trip to drive across America to Skywalker Ranch, so they could steal and take a sneak peek at the yet unreleased movie. Their hilarious and exciting adventure begins on their way to the ranch.



Starwars vs startrek.. fun.

søndag 10. mai 2009

Fire And Ice













GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Da Vinci Code


The Da Vinci Code focuses on Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks), a world renowned professor of symbology. Langdon is called by the Paris police to examine the murder scene of Jacques Saunière. It is at the murder scene that Langdon meets Sophie Neveu (Audrey Tautou) who helps him to realize that not only is he a suspect for the murder of Saunière, but his life is in grave danger. Langdon and Neveu subsequently evade the police and are led on a wild goose chase by the clues surrounding the murder of Saunière, whom Neveu soon reveals is her grandfather. As Langdon and Neveu attempt to solve the mystery, they are chased through Europe by the Paris police and members of Opus Dei, a religious extremist group, who also want to find what Langdon and Neveu are seeking.

lørdag 9. mai 2009

Donnie Darko

Donnie Darko is an average highschool boy with too many problems at home and too many prescription anti-depressant drugs in his body. He is visited by an imaginary friend Frank: a man dressed in a bunny suit with a demonic mask for a face. Frank's influence on Donnie first results in Donnie waking up in his pajamas in the middle of a road, then in Donnie flooding the school at night, then with Donnie committing arson. Frank justifies his influence by telling Donnie that he is in danger, and, while he does wind up exposing a TV personality (Patrick Swayze) for who he really is, most of the crimes seem to be meaningless until the end, when all the threads come together to make Donnie understand that his life is determined by his actions, and the end is inescapable.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

When Paul Blart (Kevin James) fails to make it into the Highway Patrol due to a sleeping disorder, he gets a job as a mall cop, which reinforces to him the failure that is his life. But a gang of thieves led by Veck Sims (Keir O'Donnell) takes over the mall and holds some customers hostage in the malls bank, including Blart's daughter and would be girlfriend. Blart has the chance to escape, but chooses to return to the mall and fight the criminals. He then commences to lay the comedic smack down on the thieves using toys and other items from stores in the mall.




Kevin James is good... the movie sucks!

fredag 8. mai 2009

Dragonball Evolution

After high school student Son Goku (Justin Chatwin) finds his grandfather Gohan (Randall Duk Kim) murdered at the hands of an evil nemesis Piccolo (James Marsters), Goku is left with no choice but to avenge his grandfather’s death. Goku soon learns that Piccolo is desperately searching for a Dragonball which Goku actually had in his possession as a gift from his grandfather. It is now his mission to find Muten Roshi (Chow Yun-Fat) who has another Dragonball, before Piccolo can obtain any more of the seven Dragonballs which would allow him to summon the dragon Shen Long for the ability to end the world. Goku soon finds that Piccolo will stop at nothing to retrieve the Dragonballs.


STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!

torsdag 7. mai 2009

Meet The Browns

Brenda (Angela Bassett) is a single mother living in urban Chicago who’s struggling to make enough money to support herself and her kids. Matters become worse when she loses her job and is notified that her long lost father has died. She decides that she will attend his funeral in Georgia, which should bring some sense of closure to that part of her childhood. While in Georgia she meets her father’s kin, the zany and fun-loving Brown family. Brenda takes comfort in the simplicity and ease of the southern life and gets to know the entire Brown family. Along with reviving her life, Brenda also meets a new special friend who is poised to turn her world upside down.



Kinda good.

A Sound Of Thunder


In the future when man has discovered an ability to time travel Charles Hatton (Ben Kingsley) has made a fortune out of a company called Time Safari. Sending people back in to the past to hunt dinosaurs requires the keeping of three conditions: don't change anything in the past, don't bring anything back, and don't leave anything behind. Travis Ryer (Edward Burns) is a geneticist who works for Hatton in the hopes of bringing wild animals back in to existence by studying the living animals in the past. When Sonia Rand (Catherine McCormack) shows up to a post-prehistoric hunting trip party denouncing what they are doing Ryer becomes interested and speaks with her to explain why he is participating in Time Safari's activities. A malfunction in their weaponry on one of their trips causes their carefully planned expedition to go wrong and upon their return things begin to change. When they realize that one of the rules has somehow been broken Ryer seeks Rand's help to get back to the past and fix whatever it is that has happened in the hopes of saving the future.

onsdag 6. mai 2009

Diary Of A Angry Black Woman

Tyler Perry made his name on the stage and "Diary of a Mad Black Woman" brings his most famous character, the outspoken Madea, to the big screen. Madea is matriarch to her family, which includes Helen (Kimberly Elise), a young woman trying to find her way after her marriage has broken up. Literally tossed out the door by her rich husband in favor of a younger woman, Helen finds herself without anything, as her husband keeps all her clothes and belongings for his new mistress. With her heart broken and her life in shambles, Helen turns to Madea for a place to stay, which Madea willingly gives, along with a healthy dose of a revenge. As Helen tries to reidentify who she is, she meets Orlando (Shemar Moore) a super-sexy working-class man the polar opposite of her former husband. While her attraction to Orlando is undeniable, Helen can't help but be afraid that this "regular guy" won't treat her any better than her high-class ex. Finding love after loss is harder, but finding one's self is harder.

entertaining!

Thick As Thieves

Ripley (Morgan Freeman), an experienced thief, has run into trouble with the Russian mob. To pay back the mob and move on to retirement, he decides to bring in a new recruit named Gabriel (Antonio Banderas) to help him out. They decide to target two Faberge eggs being protected in a secure vault. They go through their elaborate plans, things start to go wrong and in the end their partnership is what carries them through.






Freeman and Banderas make a good team. Good Movie

fredag 1. mai 2009

Onion Movie

Norm Archer (Len Cariou) is the award-winning anchor of the Onion News which claims to be the best news source in America. However, he is none too happy about the shows owner, Global Tetrahedron’s view for the future. It seems that providing news worthy to be broadcast has become secondary to them. The main goal is now to promote a series of subsidiary items via commercials aired during the program. The last straw for Norm is the penguin waddling across his desk in an effort to promote the newest Steven Segal film. Norm is planning to overcome this departure from the news but can he do it alone?



Was this supposed to be funny?? well it was just a waste of time!!

Fast And Furious

Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) and Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) have not quit their old job even now when they are in the Dominican Republic. With a new gang, they continue their work of robbing the convoys of gasoline tanks while they are on the road. Meanwhile, Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) became a federal agent. But when a crime brings Toretto an Brian back in Los Angeles, the two become friends once again on the streets where it all began. They have a mutual enemy in the form of a big drug dealer from Latin America. Their roads come across the roads and tunnels from the international borders, and the only way of revenge is to overcome the limits behind the steering wheel.



Good action movie. and even better if you like Vin Diesel.. (Just like my Wife)